CARE AND FEEDING OF YOUR BASSOONIST
For the greatest success with your bassoonist, remember these simple facts.
1. ALWAYS have 3 working reeds for your bassoonist! 
2. 
Give us reeds or give us death!
3. Remember that your bassoonist really is all thumbs! 
4. 
Your bassoonist wants quality reeds at the correct strength for them!
5. We are highly intelligent people! 
6. 
Unfortunately, we can't march with our bassoon in the Marching Band.
7. Never allow your bassoonist to play their instrument after eating lasagna unless they have brushed their teeth! 
8. 
No matter how frustrated your bassoonist gets with their reed, do not allow them to feed it to their pets!
9. We use high powered air! 
10. 
We are ALWAYS in demand!